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HIP 94292, commonly referred to by its KIC designation KIC 9145955, is a red-giant branch star located in the northern constellation of Lyra.
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Club Deportivo Mairena is a Spanish football team based in Mairena del Alcor, in the autonomous community of Andalusia. Founded in 1922, it plays in Primera Andaluza Sevilla, holding home games at Estadio Nuevo San Bartolomé, with a capacity of 6,000 seats.
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