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Ariana Afghan Airlines Flight 701 was involved in an aviation accident on January 5, 1969. The incident involved a Boeing 727 aircraft, carrying 62 individuals, which crashed into a residential property during its approach to London Gatwick Airport amidst heavy fog. The accident was primarily attributed to pilot error, specifically the failure to extend the flaps to maintain flight at the final approach speed.
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